Do I Know YOU?!?!?

Dear Mr. Forest Green Jeep Man,

I wanted to thank you for the fanatic wave’s yesterday afternoon. Upon the first wave I assumed it was just the customary thank you wave for allowing a merge in traffic thus giving you the ability to cut in front of me. Ill-mannered? Yes I was in not returning said thank you wave. Here and now I extend an apology for my slight in behavior.

Now, on to the additional waves, flashing hazard lights and fast repetition of the left turn signal down three different streets as I followed you only by coincidence. A mixed bag of emotions filled the interior of my little car. Bewilderment, curiosity, creepiness, fear and even stupidity.

Do I know this person?

Is something wrong with my car?

Is that the sign to pull over?

Who is this?

Is this person a neighbor?

Should I know this person?

I must admit there was some relief when I pulled into my development and you continued on. I had determined there were only two options after the drive down three streets behind a determined waver. Complete embarrassment because I should have recognized you, regardless of the fact that I do not know an individual that drives a Forest Green Jeep. Or I would end up in a wood chopper.

So for future reference one wave is all that is needed. If I do not return the wave please take no offense it’s just how I roll.

Sincerely,

Faded Sliver Saturn